I googled “fat birdies” and found magic.
you missed this one.
He’s like “GO RON! WAIT..SHIT! I SHIP ROMIONE! FUCK LAVENDER STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP! Ugh. I can’t look at this anymore.”
The second brother journeyed to his home, where he took the stone and turned it thrice in hand. To his delight, the girl he’d once hoped to marry before her untimely death appeared before him. Yet soon she turned sad and cold for she did not belong in the mortal world. Driven mad with hopeless longing, the second brother killed himself so as to join her.
And so Death took the second brother.